'Davey doesn't watch the damn road when he's driving. I'm sure if we crashed, he would be fine and I would be embedded in a tree. If he ever kills me with his driving though, I'm gonna come back as a squirrel and run up his pant leg.'
About this quote
- What does it mean?
- The speaker complains about a driver named Davey and jokes about revenge as a squirrel.
- In plain terms
- They joke about dying in a car crash and haunting the driver as a squirrel.
- What can you take from it?
- Safety and dark humor often go together.
Where it applies
Putting it to work
Questions to consider
- How do you cope with reckless drivers?
- Is dark humor helpful?
Another view
The revenge fantasy is absurd and not practical.
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