3 Jade Puget Quotes on Satire

Jade Puget quotes on satire

6. 'Mainly I've been dividing my time between working on my biceps by benchpressing Ferraris filled with supermodels and teaching the homeless to read.

26. 'Yes, I'm a vegetarian, but not because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.'

92. 'End of the world! They stopped making my Adidas! How crushing. I'm just going to wear Wonder Bread bags on my feet now.'