Jade Puget Quotes on Satire
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'Mainly I've been dividing my time between working on my biceps by benchpressing Ferraris filled with supermodels and teaching the homeless to read.
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'Yes, I'm a vegetarian, but not because I love animals. I'm a vegetarian because I hate plants.'
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'End of the world! They stopped making my Adidas! How crushing. I'm just going to wear Wonder Bread bags on my feet now.'