Never allow a nervous female to have access to a pistol, no matter what you're wearing.

Women are wiser than men because they know less and understand more.

Precision of communication is important, more important than ever, in our era of hair trigger balances, when a false or misunderstood word may create as much d…

Why do you have to be a nonconformist like everybody else?

(When asked by Johnny Carson what he liked most about living in the United States versus living in Russia.) 'Warning shots. In the U.S. the police shoot in the…

For the love of God, folks, don't try this at home.

Unless you're passing a bowling ball, I don't think so. Unless you're trying to circumsize yourself with a chainsaw, I don't think so. Unless you're opening an…