You're not famous until my mother knows about it.

The Republicans are calling [this] a Wizard of Oz ticket... Cheney needs a heart, Bush needs a brain.

Don't forget Mother's Day. Or as they call it in Beverly Hills, Dad's Third Wife Day.

With hurricanes, tornados, fires out of control, mud slides, flooding, severe thunderstorms tearing up the country from one end to another, and with the threat…

You know, when you have a father who's pretty well known but you don't see him, the last thing you want to do is start talking about him all the time to people.

There's not a stupidest thing--I've dressed in women's clothes, I've dressed as a Nazi. I've gone onstage naked. I've gone on so drunk I didn't even know I did…

Greatness of name in the father oft-times overwhelms the son; they stand too near one another. The shadow kills the growth: so much, that we see the grandchild…