Jay Leno Quotes on War
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I was in the ROTC. Of course, ROTC stood for 'Running off to Canada'.
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And some sad news: the first lesbian couple to legally get married in the state of Massachusetts has split up. They cited irreconcilable similarities.
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French troops arrived in Afghanistan last week, and not a minute too soon. The French are acting as advisers to the Taliban, to teach them how to surrender properly.
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He's described as the architect of the war on Iraq. And he should be very proud, because he's built something that's going to last for years and years.