O Polly, you might have toyed and kissed, By keeping men off, you keep them on.

Can you support the expense of a husband, hussy, in gaming, drinking and whoring? Have you money enough to carry on the daily quarrels of man and wife about wh…

Were I laid on Greenland's Coast, And in my Arms embrac'd my Lass; Warm amidst eternal Frost, Too soon the Half Year's Night would pass.

Do you think your Mother and I should have liv'd comfortably so long together, if ever we had been married?

For some unknown reason, bad-boys draw you in despite the fact that they are jerks.

There's a million fine looking women in the world, dude, but not all of them bring you lasagna at work. Most of them just cheat on you.

It's hard to find a good man, but it's good to find a hard one.