He had been eight years upon a project for extracting sunbeams out of cucumbers, which were to be put in vials hermetically sealed, and let out to warm the air in raw inclement summers.

And he gave it for his opinion, that whosoever could make two ears of corn or two blades of grass to grow upon a spot of ground where only one grew before, wou…

I said the thing which was not. (For they have no word in their language to express lying or falsehood.)

I cannot but conclude the bulk of your natives to be the most pernicious race of little odious vermin that nature ever suffered to crawl upon the surface of th…

I'm working on 'Buffy: Deep Space Nine. It will be dark and badly received.

You ever notice how people who believe in creationism look really unevolved?

The only logical, sort of scientific way to figure this out is: you've got to put the bible down on a coffee table, and then you have to put a pair of soiled p…