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  1. Sleep slunk up like a black panther and sank its kindly fangs into what remained of the Mortdecai brain.
  2. I have this heavy addiction to life and I'm told that the withdrawal symptoms are shocking.
  3. It will be a sad day for the world when the Oriental gent realizes that Western bumbling is only Eastern guile in a different idiom. Well, …
  4. 'You would now be an enemy, in the third class, of my own organization.' 'Only third class?' I asked in the indignant tones which Queen Vic…
  5. The cold pork in the fridge was wilting at the edges; it and I exchanged looks of mutual contempt, like two women wearing the same hat in t…
  6. I don't much care about tea-drinking in the afternoon; in the morning the stuff Jock brings to me in bed is like that Nepenthe which the wi…
  7. To be on foot in the United States is only immoral, not illegal.
  8. 'Goodness,' I babbled, 'but how awful for you. Not drinking, I mean. I mean, imagine getting up in the morning knowing that you're not goin…

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