Quote #56

Excuse me, is this England? (while in a Hitler costume, after crash landing in England at the height of the Battle of Britian)

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  1. Anybody can direct, but there are only eleven good writers.
  2. [on ancient poetry] Nog Nog! Mkellen bebog! V'luch Matuch Maluch M'tog!
  3. Bad taste is simply saying the truth before it should be said.
  4. It's Wheird, there's an H in there. Gotta hit that H otherwise they think I'm some sort of a kook!
  5. Every human being has hundreds of separate people living under his skin. The talent of a writer is his ability to give them their separate …
  6. Angel of Death ain't kissing me! I'm full of garlic!
  7. Humor is just another defense against the universe.
  8. You know Cuneiform? You know Sanskrit? It's neither of those.

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