I just bought a 2-bedroom house, but I think I get to decide how many bedrooms there are, don't you? 'Fuck you, Real Estate Lady! This bedroom has an oven in it! This bedroom's got a lot of people sitting around watching TV. This bedroom is A.K.A hallway. This bedroom's over in that guy's house! Sir, you have one of my bedrooms, are you aware? Don't decorate it.'
About this quote
- What does it mean?
- He humorously claims ownership over rooms in a house he bought.
- In plain terms
- He imagines redefining what counts as a bedroom after purchase.
- What can you take from it?
- Ownership gives you the power to redefine spaces.
Where it applies
Putting it to work
Questions to consider
- What defines a room?
Another view
The logic ignores legal definitions of bedrooms.
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