I was walking down the street with my friend and he said, 'I hear music', as if there is any other way you can take it in. You're not special, that's how I receive it too. I tried to taste it but it did not work.

I'm against picketing, but I don't know how to show it.

I haven't slept for ten days, because that would be too long.

This is what my friend said to me; he said, 'Guess what I like? Mashed potatoes.' It's like,'Dude. you have to give me time to guess. If you're gonna quiz me, …

When I finally gathered, invented, stole, simplified, borrowed, and found a publisher for a clutch of reasonably foolproof recipes, I learned I had friends I h…

I'd like to introduce you to some friends of mine. I want to break off with them.

My doctor has advised me to give up those intimate little dinners for four. Unless there are three people eating with me.