Mitch Hedberg (writer). (1999). Comedy Central Presents: Mitch Hedberg [Television series].

I have a king sized bed, i don't know any kings, but if i ever meet one i can tell him 'you will not believe what i have in store for you!' 'This is made to yo…

I like when they bring a comedian on stage, they always tell you what else they do. But fuck, this is enough, isn't it? He's here tonight performing, because t…

You know that word 'lull'? That's four letters, three of them are L's, fuck! That's too many L's in one word! The word lull is one letter away from... [gets ha…

I don't make art, I make spoken and sung journalism.

I fell in love with the whole ritual. The lights going down, the curtain going up, telling a story to a large group of people in the dark. It was one of those …

We all cooperated, all of us, East and West, regardless of country, because the working conditions were really terrible.