Quote #81
You know that word 'lull'? That's four letters, three of them are L's, fuck! That's too many L's in one word! The word lull is one letter away from... [gets handed a drink] oh shit. That'll fuck up a joke!
More from Mitch Hedberg
- They say Flintstone's vitamins are chewable. All vitamins are chewable, it's just that they taste shitty. I'm glad they made Flintstone's v…
- I like when they bring a comedian on stage, they always tell you what else they do. But fuck, this is enough, isn't it? He's here tonight p…
- I love my fed-ex guy cause he's a drug dealer and he don't even know it...and he's always on time.
- I have a king sized bed, i don't know any kings, but if i ever meet one i can tell him 'you will not believe what i have in store for you!'…
- I was walking down the street the other day when this guy asked if I wanted a frozen banana...I said 'no' but then thought I might want a r…
- Mitch Hedberg (writer). (1999). Comedy Central Presents: Mitch Hedberg [Television series].
- (to audience) I like the way this is situated here. It seems like you guys were chasing me, closing in, and then said 'fuck it...lets sit d…
- Some people think I'm high on stage; I would never get high before a show, because, when I'm high, I don't wanna stand in front of a bunch …