Why do people say 'I'm going to take a shit'? : They don't take a shit, they leave one.
About this quote
- What does it mean?
- Carlin points out the linguistic inconsistency in how people describe defecation, noting they claim to take it but actually leave it behind.
- In plain terms
- People say they take a shit, but they really leave it there.
- What can you take from it?
- Language often contradicts physical reality.
Where it applies
Putting it to work
Questions to consider
- How many other phrases contradict reality?
- Why do we use euphemisms for bodily functions?
Another view
The quote relies on a pun that may not translate well to all audiences.
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