Quote #189
When you sneeze, all the numbers in your head go up by one.
More from George Carlin
- One great thing about getting old is that you can get out of all sorts of social obligations just by saying you're too tired.
- Why do people say 'I'm going to take a shit'? : They don't take a shit, they leave one.
- I've never seen a homeless guy with a bottle of Gatorade.
- God bless the homicidal maniacs. They make life worthwhile.
- Wanna help your kids? Leave them the fuck alone!!!
- If you've got a cat and a leg, you've got a happy cat. If you've got a cat and two legs, you've got a party. (Napalm and Silly Putty)
- Tonight's Forecast: dark, it will be mostly dark tonight, followed by widely scattered light in the morning.
- If the cops didn't see it, I didn't do it!