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4 George Carlin Quotes on Perception

George Carlin quotes on perception

  1. No one is 'openly' black. Well, maybe James Brown. Or Louis Farrakhan. Louis Farrakhan is openly black. Colin Powell is not openly black. Colin Powell is openly white. He just 'happens to be' black.

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  2. If Helen Keller had psychic ability, would you say she had a fourth sense?

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  3. Tits always look better in a pink sweater.

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  4. When you sneeze, all the numbers in your head go up by one.

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