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Quote #150
Tits always look better in a pink sweater.
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I knew a transsexual guy whose only ambition is to eat, drink, and be Mary.
The status quo always sucks.
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If a movie is described as a romantic comedy, you can usually find me next door playing pinball.
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As soon as someone is identified as an unsung hero, he no longer is.
Standing ovations have become far too commonplace. What we need are ovations where the audience members all punch and kick one another.
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