Give a man a fish, and he's creating art. But teach him to fish, and soon you'll have a pool full of exploding koi.

What most people don't know about love, sex, and relations with other human beings would fill a book. Strangers in Paradise is that book. I have long suspected…

I wanted to put a reference to masturbation in one of the scripts for the Sandman. It was immediately cut by the editor. He told me, 'There's no masturbation i…

I had to go to the store, I had decided, to bring back some apples - and I went past the store that sold apples and I kept driving, and driving. I was going so…

Communism is like one big phone company. If you get too rank with them, you'll wind up with a dixie cup and a thread.

The sight of a drunkard is a better sermon against that vice than the best that was ever preached on that subject.

I think the government should be spying on all Arabs, engaging in torture as a televised spectator sport, dropping daisy cutters wantonly throughout the Middle…