Fathers should be neither seen nor heard. That is the only proper basis for family life. Mothers are different. Mothers are darlings.

And we men are so self-sacrificing that we never use it [common sense], do we, father?

My dear father, when one pays a visit it is for the purpose of wasting other people's time, not one's own.

No woman, plain or pretty, has any common sense at all, sir. Common sense is the privilege of our sex.

A man in the house is worth two in the street.

'[T]he boy's father has to do his part. He needs to mirror and affirm his son's maleness. He can play rough-and-tumble games with his son, in ways that are dec…

Look how your children grow up. Taught from their earliest infancy to curb their love natures - restrained at every turn! Your blasting lies would even blacken…