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About this quote

What does it mean?
The speaker claims revenge for a bat bite by biting the bat back.
In plain terms
I got shots, but I made the bat get shots too.
What can you take from it?
Use humor to frame revenge.

Where it applies

  • animal encounters

Putting it to work

  • using wit to diffuse danger

Questions to consider

  • Have you ever tried to one-up someone?

Another view

It is biologically impossible for a bat to get medical shots.

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