More from Phil Hendrie

  1. (performing his dancing moves) Now, you move very delicately, do a little bit of a flutter kick, now, what that is I lift up my right leg a…
  2. Do you super-size?
  3. Not only can I touch your car, but I can take a lathe, an acetylene torch, a pair of pliers, and a ball tine hammer and have that in about …
  4. Koreans are the ones that have a hard-on for everyone.
  5. Hey, I'm going to ask that girl to marry me, get her over to my apartment in Tarzana, do the do and the funky chicken too, and then tomorro…
  6. Everytime I turn around there's an American waddling into a Rallys.
  7. Why am I sitting here about to get eight million volts through my body? Why am I that black guy on The Green Mile with no water in the spon…
  8. The Asian people feed the Blacks pork food so they can beat them in war.

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