Quote #317
I do the splits over an egg then I do a somersault into an open watermelon.
More from Phil Hendrie
- If you saw me in my speedo, you'd want to play with the little man in the boat.
- Oh yeah! Rick James is giving me the spirit to give it to my wife.
- I've had MORE sess with MORE women than Mr. Hendrie will EVER have.
- I don't like being used that way! The only one that use me is jesus! I'd be Jesus' jail bitch if you wanted me to!
- It all comes down to sess, and how you can use your sessuality.
- (Explaining why he doesn't personally deliver food to the needy) You don't go down there; you gonna die if you go down there. You might thi…
- I Have More Sesuality than You.
- If you hijack an airplane and fly it into a building, you Islam! If you bow your head to the carpet five times a day with your ass up in th…