Quote #35

Two weeks ago, the Supreme Court banned execution on retarded people and people in Texas are going, 'Shit, where's the fun now?' 'Cause they were zapping retarded people every other week, it was like 'Go sit on Santa's lap, Tommy!' [Electrical static] God dang! And I know the definition of retarded in Texas is pretty wide but... Its true! Even the Taliban is like, 'You people are crazy mutha-fuckers!'

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