Quote #61

Is it me or are cats drag queens? With the way they just go (flaunts bottom), 'Who loves kitty? Ya love kitty? Are these your shoes? (retches) Who loves kitty? Who loves kitty?' Especially where they have that thing, male cats, where they go (takes a water bottle and pours some water on stage) 'That's mine. (pours) Mine! (pours) I like that, too!' Thank God men aren't like that. 'Hey, nice car, Bob. (pours) Mine now!' 'What are you doing?' 'Oh, just shopping!'

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