More from Samuel Langhorne Clemens

  1. There ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
  2. There is nothing lower than the human race except the French.
  3. The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
  4. Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
  5. The catfish is a plenty good enough fish for anyone.
  6. They did not know it was impossible, so they did it!
  7. I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the calm confidence of a Christian with four ac…
  8. The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.

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