More from Samuel Langhorne Clemens

  1. There are no dialogues, only intersecting monologues.
  2. Of all the animals, man is the only one that is cruel. He is the only one that inflicts pain for the pleasure of doing it.
  3. There ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them.
  4. They did not know it was impossible, so they did it!
  5. The first of April is the day we remember what we are the other 364 days of the year.
  6. The trouble ain't that there is too many fools, but that the lightning ain't distributed right.
  7. The catfish is a plenty good enough fish for anyone.
  8. When I was a boy of fourteen, my father was so ignorant I could hardly stand to have the old man around. But when I got to be twenty-one, I…

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