Satchel Paige Quotes on Humor
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I don't generally like running. I believe in training by rising gently up and down from the bench.
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I've said it once and I'll say it a a hundred times, I'm forty-four years old.
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Mother always told me, if you tell a lie, always rehearse it. If it don't sound good to you, it won't sound good to no one else.
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My feet ain't got nothing to do with my nickname, but when folks get it in their heads that a feller's got big feet, soon the feet start looking big.
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Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.
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One time I snuck a ball on with me and when I went to winding up, I threw one of them balls to first and one to second. I was so smooth I picked off both runners and fanned the batter without that ump or the other team even knowing it.