6 Satchel Paige Quotes on Humor

Satchel Paige quotes on humor

9. I don't generally like running. I believe in training by rising gently up and down from the bench.

13. I've said it once and I'll say it a a hundred times, I'm forty-four years old.

19. Mother always told me, if you tell a lie, always rehearse it. If it don't sound good to you, it won't sound good to no one else.

20. My feet ain't got nothing to do with my nickname, but when folks get it in their heads that a feller's got big feet, soon the feet start looking big.

22. Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.

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23. One time I snuck a ball on with me and when I went to winding up, I threw one of them balls to first and one to second. I was so smooth I picked off both runners and fanned the batter without that ump or the other team even knowing it.