We know the goats are imported because they don't speak English.

You might think the word 'homemade' is just a word we use as a marketing ploy. But what you don't realize is that the staff sleeps here at night. If your table…

If you think it's easy to write jokes about fried calamari, you've probably never tried.

Life is half delicious yogurt, half crap, and your job is to keep the plastic spoon in the yogurt.

One of the most unfortunate things about being an unfit Englishman cycling long distances in France is the number of signs that yell 'PAIN' down every high str…

If you smell what The Rock is cooking!

All of a sudden I had to remember some words that Marlowe had told me over fifteen years ago: 'Dead men don't wear plaid.' Hmm... Dead men don't wear plaid. I …