If you think it's easy to write jokes about fried calamari, you've probably never tried.

We know the goats are imported because they don't speak English.

If you have questions about this salad, give your server the spinach inquisition.

You might think the word 'homemade' is just a word we use as a marketing ploy. But what you don't realize is that the staff sleeps here at night. If your table…

Rice Krispies happens to be one of my favorite junk foods, just as I regard Michener as superior among junk writers.

You need to have the courage to say to your wife, get in there and make me some bean dip.

Jejunis nil scribo: meum post pocula si quis legerit, hic sapiet. Sed magis hic sapiet, si dormiet: et putet ista somnia missa sibi.