12 Scott Adams Quotes on Food

Scott Adams quotes on food

14. If you think it's easy to write jokes about fried calamari, you've probably never tried.

15. If you have questions about this salad, give your server the spinach inquisition.

16. Named after the great romaine emperor, Julius Salad.

17. We smoke the bacon so you don't have to.

18. This sandwich used to include endive, but no one wanted to eat a BELT.

19. Our salmon sandwiches are so good you'll want to swim upstream to our kitchen and spawn. But please don't.

21. We use only the finest days of the week in this dish.

22. This dish might not turn you into a syndicated cartoonist, but whatever you're doing now probably isn't working either.

23. If you don't believe your salmon is wild, ask it to fetch your newspaper and see what happens.

24. Stacey puts a little love in each pasta shell. But it's self-love, so it won't help you that much.

25. Biblical scholars tell us that this is the same meal that Jesus ate at the last supper. But hey, I'm sure you have a good reason for ordering something else.

26. Our scallops are so delicious your mouth will thank you, which is creepy because your mouth can actually talk.