Scott Adams Quotes on Food
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If you think it's easy to write jokes about fried calamari, you've probably never tried.
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If you have questions about this salad, give your server the spinach inquisition.
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Named after the great romaine emperor, Julius Salad.
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We smoke the bacon so you don't have to.
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This sandwich used to include endive, but no one wanted to eat a BELT.
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Our salmon sandwiches are so good you'll want to swim upstream to our kitchen and spawn. But please don't.
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We use only the finest days of the week in this dish.
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This dish might not turn you into a syndicated cartoonist, but whatever you're doing now probably isn't working either.
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If you don't believe your salmon is wild, ask it to fetch your newspaper and see what happens.
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Stacey puts a little love in each pasta shell. But it's self-love, so it won't help you that much.
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Biblical scholars tell us that this is the same meal that Jesus ate at the last supper. But hey, I'm sure you have a good reason for ordering something else.
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Our scallops are so delicious your mouth will thank you, which is creepy because your mouth can actually talk.