Scott Adams Quotes on Marketing
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You might think the word 'homemade' is just a word we use as a marketing ploy. But what you don't realize is that the staff sleeps here at night. If your tablecloth is wrinkled, that's why.
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We smoke the bacon so you don't have to.
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Our salmon sandwiches are so good you'll want to swim upstream to our kitchen and spawn. But please don't.