Scott Adams Quotes on Business

4 quotes

  1. Always Postpone Meetings with Time-wasting Morons

  2. This sandwich used to include endive, but no one wanted to eat a BELT.

  3. If our mushrooms make you hallucinate, please inform us immediately so we can overcharge you.

  4. These days it seems like any idiot with a laptop computer can churn out a business book and make a few bucks. That's certainly what I'm hoping. It would be a real letdown if the trend changed before this masterpiece goes to print.

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