Quote #20
If our mushrooms make you hallucinate, please inform us immediately so we can overcharge you.
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- Our salmon sandwiches are so good you'll want to swim upstream to our kitchen and spawn. But please don't.
- We use only the finest days of the week in this dish.
- This sandwich used to include endive, but no one wanted to eat a BELT.
- This dish might not turn you into a syndicated cartoonist, but whatever you're doing now probably isn't working either.
- We smoke the bacon so you don't have to.
- If you don't believe your salmon is wild, ask it to fetch your newspaper and see what happens.
- Named after the great romaine emperor, Julius Salad.
- Stacey puts a little love in each pasta shell. But it's self-love, so it won't help you that much.