Quote #17
We smoke the bacon so you don't have to.
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- Named after the great romaine emperor, Julius Salad.
- This sandwich used to include endive, but no one wanted to eat a BELT.
- If you have questions about this salad, give your server the spinach inquisition.
- Our salmon sandwiches are so good you'll want to swim upstream to our kitchen and spawn. But please don't.
- If you think it's easy to write jokes about fried calamari, you've probably never tried.
- If our mushrooms make you hallucinate, please inform us immediately so we can overcharge you.
- We know the goats are imported because they don't speak English.
- We use only the finest days of the week in this dish.