Our scallops are so delicious your mouth will thank you, which is creepy because your mouth can actually talk.

Biblical scholars tell us that this is the same meal that Jesus ate at the last supper. But hey, I'm sure you have a good reason for ordering something else.

There's a gigantic gray area between good moral behavior and outright felonious activities. I call that the Weasel Zone and it's where most of life happens.

Stacey puts a little love in each pasta shell. But it's self-love, so it won't help you that much.

You! Do you know what dog food tastes like? Do ya? It tastes just like it smells...delicious!

Hitler: (biting into a bagel) First of all, Larry, I don't know what I was so afraid of. These are delicious!!!

You need to have the courage to say to your wife, get in there and make me some bean dip.