More from Simon Travaglia

  1. Virus transmitted from computer to sysadmins.
  2. waste water tank overflowed onto computer
  3. User was distributing pornography on server; system seized by FBI.
  4. We're on Token Ring, and it looks like the token got loose.
  5. We're out of slots on the server
  6. We're upgrading /dev/null
  7. we're waiting for [the phone company] to fix that line
  8. We've picked COBOL as the language of choice.

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