Quote #10

I can't see the sense in it [his honorary CBE] really. It makes me a Commander of the British Empire. They might as well make me a Commander of Milton Keynes - at least that exists.

More from Spike Milligan

  1. I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine.
  2. How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven.
  3. Education isn't everything; for a start it isn't an elephant.
  4. My father had a profound influence on me, he was a lunatic.
  5. A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree.
  6. The only nice thing I can wish him is an early death
  7. I told you I was ill!
  8. World peace could be a possibility...if it weren't for all those damned foreigners!

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