The general idea, of course, in any first-class laundry is to see that no shirt or collar ever comes back twice.

The Compleat Angler is acknowledged to be one of the world's books. Only the trouble is that the world doesn't read its books, it borrows a detective story ins…

The landlady of a boarding-house is a parallelogram - that is, an oblong angular figure, which cannot be described, but which is equal to anything.

The classics are only primitive literature. They belong to the same class as primitive machinery and primitive music and primitive medicine.

The secret of Big Macs is that they're not very good, but every one is not very good in exactly the same way.

After materials are carried into the factory, nothing but products should be carried out from it.

When I started on Disneyland, my wife used to say, 'But why do you want to build an amusement park? They're so dirty.' I told her that was just the point - min…