We think of the noble object for which the professor appears to-night, we may be assured that the Lord will forgive any one who will laugh at the professor.

There are two things in ordinary conversation which ordinary people dislike - information and wit.

What we call creative work, ought not to be called work at all, because it isn't. I imagine that Thomas Edison never did a day's work in his last fifty years.

The parent who could see his boy as he really is, would shake his head and say: 'Willie is no good; I'll sell him.'

How I want a drink, alcoholic of course, after the heavy lectures involving quantum mechanics.

I take it for granted, when I am invited to lecture anywhere, - for I have had a little experience in that business, - that there is a desire to hear what I th…

She taught us Hygiene. And you know what that meant: s-x, pr-cr-ation and p-r--ds.