More from Steve Martin

  1. There is one thing I would break up over, and that is if she caught me with another woman. I won't stand for that.
  2. What is comedy? Comedy is the art of making people laugh without making them puke.
  3. Talking about music is like dancing about architecture.
  4. I'm not into that one-night thing. I think a person should get to know someone and even be in love with them before you use them and degrad…
  5. I believe that sex is the most beautiful, natural, and wholesome thing that money can buy.
  6. I believe entertainment can aspire to be art, and can become art, but if you set out to make art you're an idiot.
  7. First the doctor told me the good news: I was going to have a disease named after me.
  8. Comedy is not pretty.

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