I bought a house, on a one-way dead-end road; I don't know how I got there, but I can't leave.

I bought a dog the other day...I named him Stay. It's fun to call him... 'Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!' He's much smarter now... Now when I call him he ju…

I bought a self-learning record to learn Spanish. I turned it on and went to sleep; the record had a skip. The next day I could only stutter in Spanish.

George is a radio announcer, and when he walks under a bridge you can't hear him talk.

I'm trapped now, please rescue me.

Familles, je vous hais! foyers clos; portes refermees; possessions jalouses du bonheur.

I built myself a house of glass: It took me years to make it: And I was proud. But now, alas! Would God someone would break it.