I bought a self-learning record to learn Spanish. I turned it on and went to sleep; the record had a skip. The next day I could only stutter in Spanish.

I bought a house, on a one-way dead-end road; I don't know how I got there, but I can't leave.

I bought my brother some gift-wrap for Christmas. I took it to the Gift Wrap department and told them to wrap it, but in a different print so he would know whe…

I bought a dog the other day...I named him Stay. It's fun to call him... 'Come here, Stay! Come here, Stay!' He's much smarter now... Now when I call him he ju…

My propositions are elucidatory in this way: he who understands me finally recognizes them as senseless, when he has climbed out through them, on them, over th…

It was all completely incomprehensible to me. I was fearful of the language. You had to look up every third word.

An expert is someone who knows some of the worst mistakes that can be made in his subject, and how to avoid them.