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3 Steven Wright Quotes on Tools

Steven Wright quotes on tools

  1. I bought a self-learning record to learn Spanish. I turned it on and went to sleep; the record had a skip. The next day I could only stutter in Spanish.

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  2. I was in the first submarine. Instead of a periscope, they had a kaleidoscope. 'We're surrounded.'

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  3. If you're going to shoot a mime, do you use a silencer?

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