I hate when my foot falls asleep during the day because that means it's going to be up all night.

I had to stop driving my car for a while. The tires got dizzy.

I have a box of powdered water. I never know what to add.

I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out.

We travel because, no matter how comfortable we are at home, there's a part of us that wants - that needs - to see new vistas, take new tours, obtain new trave…

Depression presents itself as a realism regarding the rottenness of the world in general and the rottenness of your life in particular.

Dyspepsy is the ruin of most things: empires, expeditions, and everything else.