Quote #42
I have a box of powdered water. I never know what to add.
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- I have an answering machine in my car. It says, 'I'm home now. But leave a message and I'll call when I'm out.'
- I had some eyeglasses. I was walking down the street when suddenly the prescription ran out.
- I have the oldest typewriter in the world. It types in pencil.
- I had a friend who was a clown. When he died, all his friends went to the funeral in one car.
- I have two very rare photographs. One is a picture of Houdini locking his keys in his car. The other is a rare photograph of Norman Rockwel…