I was reading the dictionary; I thought it was a poem about everything.

I was once arrested for walking in someone else's sleep.

I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I said, 'Got any shoes you're not using?'

I was in the first submarine. Instead of a periscope, they had a kaleidoscope. 'We're surrounded.'

It normally happens that if you put two words together, or two syllables together, one of them will attract more weight, more emphasis, than the other. In othe…

For that (the rapt one warns) is what papyr is meed of, made of, hides and hints and misses in prints. Till ye finally (though not yet endlike) meet with the a…

I think we ought to read only the kind of books that wound and stab us. If the book we are reading doesn't wake us up with a blow on the head, what are we read…