Steven Wright Quotes on Perspective
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I was in the first submarine. Instead of a periscope, they had a kaleidoscope. 'We're surrounded.'
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I was reading the dictionary; I thought it was a poem about everything.
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I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I said, 'Got any shoes you're not using?'
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Imagine how deep the sea would be if there weren't any sponges.