4 Steven Wright Quotes on Perspective

Steven Wright quotes on perspective

84. I was in the first submarine. Instead of a periscope, they had a kaleidoscope. 'We're surrounded.'

86. I was reading the dictionary; I thought it was a poem about everything.

87. I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet. So I said, 'Got any shoes you're not using?'

109. Imagine how deep the sea would be if there weren't any sponges.