Consider the situation. There you are, forehead like a set of balconies, worrying about the long-term effects of all this new 'fire' stuff on the environment, you're being chased and eaten by most of the planet's large animals, and suddenly tiny versions of one of the worst of them wanders into the cave and starts to purr.

Everyone's heard of Erwin Schrodinger's famous thought experiment. You put a cat in a box with a bottle of poison, which many people would suggest is about as …

Perhaps, if you knew you were going to die, your senses crammed in as much detail as they could while they still had the chance...

Next comes the realist phase ('After all, from a purely geometrical point of view a cat is only a tube with a door at the top.').

Squirrels always eat nuts with two hands, always two hands, 'Raar-ra-ra-yum-yum-yum'. And occasionally they stop and they go [gasps, starts, then pauses and lo…

'It was Richard Parker who calmed me down. It is the irony of this story that the one who scared me witless to start with was the very same who brought me peac…

I was such an ugly kid- when I played in the sandbox, the cat kept covering me up.