More from Weird Al Yankovic

  1. Shoppin' online for deals on some writable media I edit Wikipedia
  2. I sued Taco Bell 'Cause I ate half a million Chalupas And I got fat! I sued Panasonic They never said I shouldn't use their microwave To dr…
  3. I'll never forget the first thing she said to me: 'Hey - you have weasels all over your face.' Right then I knew it was true love.
  4. Oh, you don't wanna mess with the R-I-double-A They'll sue you if you burn that CD-R It doesn't matter if you're a grandma, or a seven-year…
  5. My brothers and sisters all hated me 'cause I was an only child.
  6. Never had a date That you couldn't inflate
  7. I think my chances of getting into the Rock 'N' Roll Hall Of Fame are about as good as Milli Vanilli's.
  8. If money can't buy happiness, I guess I'll have to rent it.

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