5 Weird Al Yankovic Quotes on Humor

Weird Al Yankovic quotes on humor

7. My brothers and sisters all hated me 'cause I was an only child.

8. I'll never forget the first thing she said to me: 'Hey - you have weasels all over your face.' Right then I knew it was true love.

10. I'm nerdy to the extreme Whiter than sour cream

11. I sued Taco Bell 'Cause I ate half a million Chalupas And I got fat! I sued Panasonic They never said I shouldn't use their microwave To dry off my cat!

13. Never had a date That you couldn't inflate