Weird Al Yankovic Quotes on Humor
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My brothers and sisters all hated me 'cause I was an only child.
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I'll never forget the first thing she said to me: 'Hey - you have weasels all over your face.' Right then I knew it was true love.
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I'm nerdy to the extreme Whiter than sour cream
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I sued Taco Bell 'Cause I ate half a million Chalupas And I got fat! I sued Panasonic They never said I shouldn't use their microwave To dry off my cat!
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Never had a date That you couldn't inflate